As you know we employed Lollita the Piglet to do our Hamper Sales and all was going really well but it soon became apparent that the hamper stock was diminishing at an alarming mysterious rate.
It turns out that Lollita had been wolfing all the goat cheese and beetroot chutney when she was meant to be selling. She had been piggin swiggin on the Katy Cider supplies too and smurfing the web. We know now that Lollita had booked on the Bunny Account a Bargain Break with Rasher & Scratchings Holidays to Denmark and had been lured in by the promise of a free Danish Tattoo.
It was the same holiday company that Papa Pig had booked the lads weekend away years ago and nobody had seen him again....and now Lollita had gawn the same way.
If this news wasn't bad enough for Jemmy the Mafia Godmother we had more misfortune to follow.
Sammy Squirrel the personal fitness trainer of Sebby CooCoo the Mafia Racing Pigeon has been put in jail!
As you can imagine Jemmy Jim Jams has taken all this staff news very badly and has a thumping headache.Gizzy and I had to get her into her Star Wars winceyette pyjamas and bedding and put a bag of peas on her bonce.
I will keep you updated dearest readers, never fear - Jemmy will strike back -watch your whiskers out there!