Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Mouse Council Service Announcement

Greetings dearest blog readers,

I got a little bit lost last night due to the return of the autumnal mists - I was scampering tabby quick paw across the fields trying to get home for supper when I bumped into to a couple of field mice called Erol and Teggy. They were  putting up warning signs by very poisonous mushrooms. They asked me to make a Mouse Council Service Announcement on this blog as apparently a lot of little mice tune into my whisker waves.


 
The trouble all kicked off last Autumn you see when some mad ol' hippy mice went and had big nibblings of a Fly Agaric Mushroom. I know its horrible dear friends but Im sorry to say they got done in! It caused a right ol' kafluffle and a big ol' stink I can tell you. Due to the mousie out-cry the Mouse Council have got Erol and Teggy  putting up these warning signs.
 
In the past baby mice were read stories about fairies and gnomes that sat on these mushrooms making them seem all innocent, sweet n fluffsey......but truth is they are bloomin' deadly!
 
Whilst I was nattering to Erol and Teggy they spotted some Sulphur Tuft mushrooms so they quickly whacked another sign in with Erol's mallet.
 
 

 
Obviously they are only little mice with tiny legs so they don't cover a large area so that's why they asked me to tell you all about it and show you their pictures.
 
Watch your whiskers out there and I'll be broadcasting again soon  - Taa Taaa.
 
 

Monday, 23 September 2013

Taaa Daaaaa - the new Website is launched!


Dearest Friendly Folk

It gives me great pleasure in announcing that 'Er What Feeds Me has launched her new cartoonist website, featuring yours truly and friends.

To visit, please tap your paws on the link below:




Have a wander over and take a look, soon you'll be able to purchase cards and pictures (of me!).



Thank you for your support.

See you soon, taa taaaaaa.

Friday, 20 September 2013

Carrot Crime

Hello Friendly Folk

I do hope you are all tickerty-boo and watching your whiskers out there.

My dear ol' friend Tatty Mudflinger has been working very hard out in the fields as he now has eight marmalade kittens to feed and as you can imagine its a big responsibility.

He carefully planted out a field of carrot seeds and has lovingly nurtured them into growing plentiful and strong. He made sure they were not thirsty in all the sunshine and has been entertaining them every day with banjo music and singing.





Can you see Harvey the little mouse who lives in Tatty's hat singing along?

It was time to harvest the carrots so Tatty carefully dug them up and washed them all.
Beautiful big carrots dear readers - all clean, orange n bright, just right to be presented and sold fresh to the supermarket.

Tatty loaded up just two crates of carrots to show to the sales fella and he was so excited thinking about buying a nice big chicken for his hungry family with the money from the carrot sale.

Just when everything seemed great ...



 
The smarmy sales bloke offered just one stinky sprat per crate!!What a low life rotter, Tatty went home and bewildered with despair he drank a bottle of Tatty Schnappsie...which dear friends never works out well! Poor ol Tatty Mudflinger fell asleep in a stash of lovely fresh clean carrots and Harvey the mouse knew he must get help...
 

 
There is only one rabbit in the world you can turn to when in a whole big pile of carrot disaster...
 
Yes! You have to go to Jemmy Jim Jams the Mafia Godmother of all Business Bunnies!



As you can imagine being a close friend of Tatty and as 'Godmother' to all his kittens ol' Jem wasn't a happy bunny so she bounced into action.

I was sent off to shovel up a whole pile of earth and Gizzy shot off to the horse trough to bring a bucket of water. We then made a massive  brown paste and rolled  the carrots coating them all in thick mud.

We packed them all up in crates and Jemmy was doing wheelie -dealing on the ol mobile bunny blower.


I'm happy to tell you Tatty got his big roast chicken for dinner in the end as the ol rabbit sold  the muddy carrots to the supermarket as Delux Organic 'See in the Dark' Carrots .

I must be going now, watch your whiskers out there and I'll be back soon.



Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Excitement and Creativity

 
Hello dearest friends,

I do hope you are all very well indeed and keeping warm and well fed.

Your Idgie the Cat is very sorry to have been away from my little ol' blog the last couple of months, I have been so very busy you see with creativity, my paws have hardly touched the ground and as you can see in this photo - I'm so ka-fluffled I've fallen asleep in my crayons.

I am pleased to tell you that I have teamed up with the  'er's what feed me and the rest of the Kit Kat Gang and we are going to bring to you our own snazzy colourful web site. Oh Yes ! We are going all technologicals and industrious on the Wild Whisker Waves!

Also 'er what feeds me has got us a Facebook Page and if you are into twittering n tweeting you can follow 'er if you fancy all that chirping malarkey on @JessZBudden

I will be back soon with a link to our NEW web site and I will be tipperty tapping on my blog too.

Righty O, -Watch your whiskers out there and bless you all.

Idgie the Cat