Good Evening everyone..
'Er what feeds me has just hopped in the door chuntering and has gawn to take care of that big blister she got yesterday...there has been no mention of all that fitness foolery since the blister so alls well..Ha Ha!
Now to understand me a little better I need to go back when I was a little kitten. 'Er was out on one of those mad random adventures she's fond of and as the story goes she discovered a black and white rabbit being held captive in a fish tank....yes...you did read that right...it was all very mysterious and 'er being a soft ol' bumpkin and a defender of all woolly creatures fell for the sob story...
The rabbit was rescued and came home to live with us and was named 'Jemmy Jim-Jams'. Little did we know that unwittingly 'er had rescued the notorious gangland leader and diabolical mastermind...'The Godmother' of all rabbits! She chewed baccy in preference to cabbage and kept a machine gun under her hutch.
Whilst 'er what fed us was out I got persuaded to assist The Godmother as head of the Kit-Kat Gang and I became known as 'Idgie - the wildcat - MacVity.'
This is a rather distorted photo from the archives of the Kit-Kat Gang before a raid in 2004, you can tell its distorted as I look so round...which is ridiculous...as I've said, I have short tabby legs.
Well Bless you all and sleep well in your nesting material, talk to you again soon.