I do hope you are all very well and keeping your paws warm, its gone mighty nippy so you want to scamper along pretty quick.
Settle with a cuppa tea for a little while and I'll tell you what happened up at Tatty Mudflingers Farm.
Lavinia Mudflinger helps to run the Rural Thrift Club and one of the ladies in the club gave a jug of cake mix to try out on Tatty and the marmalade kittens.
Lavinia put the mix in the fridge over night but in the morning it was found to be frothing and gurgling. It seemed to be growing so Lavinia split the mixture into a bowl. Well dear friends this mixture seemed to keep bubbling up and growing and growing and Lavinia was running out of containers.
Tatty put some mix in a bucket and took it out to the barn where it continued to grow!
Lavinia made some rock cakes with the mixture and they turned out to be so rock hard Tatty invited the kittens Godmother - Jemmy Jim-Jams over for a game of cricket...
Here is Tatty Mudflinger about to throw a rock cake over his hat to Jemmy.
Jemmy whacked the rock cake really hard and it was so hard the vibration of the impact to the bat travelled up to her gnashers and her whiskers went twangy!
Caw bloomin' eck thought Jemmy, these rock cakes are dangerous!
Jemmy got on the blower to the Ministry of Defence as she thought the RAF might fancy firing them as a test weapon but the receptionist said they wouldn't do business with bunnies.
Well dear friends that was a bit of a knock to the ol rabbit but never to be disheartened for long!
Jem rang lots of folk and eventually she talked to a Garden Gnome specialist in Germany. He said due to the very cold winters the Gnomes cracked easily and he was extremely keen to purchase Jems 'Indestructible Winter Gnome Mix'....
Well dear blog readers, you have to hand it to the ol' rabbit boss - improvising and determination is key in business!
Never give up and watch your whiskers out there.