I was awoken by Gizzy coaxing me out of slumber with the waggle n waft of a big smoked kipper.
She said " Idgie you are LATE for Jemmy Jim Jams Tribute to Lady GaGa up at the barn - didn't you read the invitation?"
Gizzy shot off up the field and Ooo eck dear friends, I hadn't read it all through fully but it was something about being dressed in a kipper and wearing sunglasses.... I think...
I managed to put together a kipper dress in two seconds. Although my tabby legs are short I can move low to the ground faster than a heat seeking missile when in peril!
The peril would be the wrath of the rabbit if I didn't get there on time to hear her speech!
I scrambled in the barn just by a gnats whisker to hear Jemmy shout...." If you don't like Lady GaGa - then GO HOME!!!!"
The laser show that Gizzy had wired up then whizzled into action spinning lights n flashing, we all put our sunglasses on and sang...
OOOO La - OOo La La La - Ga Ga Oooo La La La - I WANT YOUR LURVE!!
Watch your whiskers out there and Cheerie -Pip!