Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Good Evening Everyone

Good Evening everyone..

'Er what feeds me has just hopped in the door chuntering and has gawn to take care of that big blister she got yesterday...there has been no mention of all that fitness foolery since the blister so alls well..Ha Ha!

Now to understand me a little better I need to go back when I was a little kitten. 'Er was out on one of those mad random adventures she's fond of and as the story goes she discovered a black and white rabbit being held captive in a fish tank....yes...you did read that right...it was all very mysterious and 'er being a soft ol' bumpkin and a defender of all woolly creatures fell for the sob story...

The rabbit was rescued and came home to live with us and was named 'Jemmy Jim-Jams'. Little did we know that unwittingly 'er had rescued the notorious gangland leader and diabolical mastermind...'The Godmother' of all rabbits! She chewed baccy in preference to cabbage and kept a machine gun under her hutch.

Whilst 'er what fed us was out I got persuaded to assist The Godmother as head of the Kit-Kat Gang and I became known as 'Idgie - the wildcat - MacVity.'

This is a rather distorted photo from the archives of the Kit-Kat Gang before a raid in 2004, you can tell its distorted as I look so round...which is ridiculous...as I've said, I have short tabby legs.

Well Bless you all and sleep well in your nesting material, talk to you again soon.


  1. I love your blog Idgie, a little birdy was telling me all about your mate, I think he may be called Tommy Mudflinger? Your illustrations are very good. I'll tell 'er that feeds ya to give you a special treat soon, okay? lots of love x

  2. Well thank you very much indeed dear Mr NetJimbo. I think Tatty Mudflinger was called Tommy many many moons ago but life on the farm took a bit of a whisker dive and he gave up on his designer gear and most friends call him Tatty now, affectionatly you understand, I expect he will turn up soon on my blog. Sleep well dear Mr NetJimbo, snuggle down.