Friday, 26 July 2013
Thursday, 20 June 2013
Sprucie Moosies Cabin
Sprucie Moosies Cabin
by Jess ( aka 'er what feeds me)
There is a little wooden cabin,
In the wildy wilderness,
Far from the forest trail,
Its where Sprucie Moosie lives.
Saskatoon berries are delivered,
By grizzly Bears big paws,
Beavers paddle up the maple syrup,
Which Licky Lynx adores.
Racoons bring a pancake pan
Spikey Porcupine has the eggs,
He carried um safely all the way,
- He's only got little legs.
Splishy sploshy the salmon leap,
In the Rockie Mountain creek
Lots and lots of things to eat,
At Sprucie Moosies Cabin
Racoon Try Outs
Hello everybody, I do hope you are all very well.
I have made friends in Canada with Sprucie Moosie and he is helping me search for the ol rabbit boss Jemmy Jim Jams who has gone missing.
As we all know Jem played ice hockey for the Bracknell Bee's many moons ago so we wondered if she had been to the Wildy Wilderness Ice Rink.
We asked the Racoons if they'd seen her but they hadn't.
Sprucie Moosie and I will keep looking.
Ta ta dear friends and watch your whiskers out there.
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Wednesday, 22 May 2013
Yum Yum - Maple Syrup
Ooo I do love a drop and a drip and drop and a dripperty lickerty splosh of Maple Syrup!
Line Dancing
Hello Dearest Friends, I do hope you are all very well.
I have been so busy as 'er what feeds me has had all of the Kit Kat Gang helping to paint The Hutch...(the flat) - apart from a few painty paw prints, splashes n splots the place looks fresh as a daisy now. In fact..I scampered in the other day and for a moment I thought Id got the wrong place but the waft of kippers snapped me out of it.
To celebrate a job well done we all washed behind our ear 'oles and went Line Dancing!
Atticus wore a gigantic hat and I think he had a bacon butty under it in case he got peckish.
Gizzy Whizzie was showing off as usual in her bubble-gum pink shirt and good ol' Tatty Muddyflinger taught us all the steps.
Cheeerie -pip for now
I have been so busy as 'er what feeds me has had all of the Kit Kat Gang helping to paint The Hutch...(the flat) - apart from a few painty paw prints, splashes n splots the place looks fresh as a daisy now. In fact..I scampered in the other day and for a moment I thought Id got the wrong place but the waft of kippers snapped me out of it.
To celebrate a job well done we all washed behind our ear 'oles and went Line Dancing!
Atticus wore a gigantic hat and I think he had a bacon butty under it in case he got peckish.
Gizzy Whizzie was showing off as usual in her bubble-gum pink shirt and good ol' Tatty Muddyflinger taught us all the steps.
Cheeerie -pip for now
Thursday, 25 April 2013
Serious Cycle Safety
Good Morning dearest friends, thank you very much for reading my little blog. I do hope you are all very well on this sunny day.
Now as you know, Jemmy Jim Jams packed in her job working as Mafia Godmother but after years of being in charge of The Business she couldn't let go completely. She hopped off up the hill to visit Tatty Mudflingers Barn to see how the Potato Schnappsie fuel supply was holding up.
As she was flapping along in her bell-bottom trouseys and bright yellow flip flops she found some of those techno music gadgets in the grass. She knew it belonged to The Piglet Possy but before returning it she had a little listen through the headphones. It was that Piglet Rap Rubbish that gets on my whiskers but Jemmy likes it!
It was then she spotted an old green bike that had been flung in the hedge. It was a bit cream-crackered thought Jemmy but she hadn't been on a bike since she was a little bunnykins so she leapt on it and shot off all wobbly and clankin' at speed.
Ohhh dearie me......
She was rumbling along pretty rapido when Whoaaa- an ice cream van came dingley dongley jingly jangly round the corner and Jemmy didn't hear it coz she was listening to the Rap Music. She screeched on the brakes and her yellow flip flop caught in the spokes and her fluffy bunny bum flew over her flappy black ear'oles.
That's where I come in....LOOKING ALL SERIOUS!
Since I'm no longer a Mafia Bodyguard Ive gone back to Nursing. Ive been looking after Jemmy who has got some bruises and a big patch on her bum! She knows she was a foolish ol' rabbit so she has asked from her bed for Gizzy Whizzie to tell you all the following....
If you acquire an old bike DON'T GET ON IT without buying a CRASH HELMET!
Also make sure the seat, handlebars and wheels are all set right for your height and everything is tight and the chains nice n oiled!
BE SEEN, where something BRIGHT and don't forget you need LIGHTS.
FLIP FLOPS are no good so wear your boots and don't listen to music when your hairin' along!
Keep your paws on the handlebars but don't forget to do hand signals coz folks ain't psychic about which way you are swerving!
There endeth the lesson. HAPPY CYCLING !!!! Ta Taaa
Now as you know, Jemmy Jim Jams packed in her job working as Mafia Godmother but after years of being in charge of The Business she couldn't let go completely. She hopped off up the hill to visit Tatty Mudflingers Barn to see how the Potato Schnappsie fuel supply was holding up.
As she was flapping along in her bell-bottom trouseys and bright yellow flip flops she found some of those techno music gadgets in the grass. She knew it belonged to The Piglet Possy but before returning it she had a little listen through the headphones. It was that Piglet Rap Rubbish that gets on my whiskers but Jemmy likes it!
It was then she spotted an old green bike that had been flung in the hedge. It was a bit cream-crackered thought Jemmy but she hadn't been on a bike since she was a little bunnykins so she leapt on it and shot off all wobbly and clankin' at speed.
Ohhh dearie me......
She was rumbling along pretty rapido when Whoaaa- an ice cream van came dingley dongley jingly jangly round the corner and Jemmy didn't hear it coz she was listening to the Rap Music. She screeched on the brakes and her yellow flip flop caught in the spokes and her fluffy bunny bum flew over her flappy black ear'oles.
That's where I come in....LOOKING ALL SERIOUS!
Since I'm no longer a Mafia Bodyguard Ive gone back to Nursing. Ive been looking after Jemmy who has got some bruises and a big patch on her bum! She knows she was a foolish ol' rabbit so she has asked from her bed for Gizzy Whizzie to tell you all the following....
If you acquire an old bike DON'T GET ON IT without buying a CRASH HELMET!
Also make sure the seat, handlebars and wheels are all set right for your height and everything is tight and the chains nice n oiled!
BE SEEN, where something BRIGHT and don't forget you need LIGHTS.
FLIP FLOPS are no good so wear your boots and don't listen to music when your hairin' along!
Keep your paws on the handlebars but don't forget to do hand signals coz folks ain't psychic about which way you are swerving!
There endeth the lesson. HAPPY CYCLING !!!! Ta Taaa
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