Sunday, 5 February 2012

From Russia with Love

Dearest Blog readers, thank you for tuning into the whisker waves and I hope your paws n fluff are warm on this snowy slushy day.

I slept in this morning as there was secret goings on last night that kept your ol tabby blogger up late, ....Shhhhhh ...but seeing as its you why not snuggle up with a cuppa tea and I will tell you all about it.

Well, it all started when I over heard 'er what feeds me saying she was cooking up a Ratty-Twoey...I got all excited as I thought we waz having two grilled rats for tea, can't beat that but it soon became apparent that my ol lug oles had deceived me as it was some Rustic French Tomato thing, not a rat in sight. I was a bit cheesed off but then Gizzy and Atticus appeared at the window beckoning me out into the snowy night. Atticus was wearing everything he owned including some big pink fluffy ear muffs he'd borrowed from Lavinia. Gizzy whispered all hush hush that Jemmy needed us all up at Tatty Mudflingers Potato field with flaming torches as someone very special was arriving from a secret mission.

We got up to the The Barn to find Tatty lighting up lanterns in the field....

Jemmy thrust a couple of ping pong bats at me and said I had to help guide in a plane!

Now guiding in a plane sounds alarming to most cats but working for Jemmy the Mafia boss I was prepared for anything, in fact I'd guided a chinnock and Gizzy whizzies pink bubble helicopter into land before, so I dashed off with my bats to the top of the field.

It was snowing like crazy which was not a safe time to land and the potato field was all icy n bumpy. I could see a tiny plane with its landing lights and could hear the engine.

Tatty, Gizzy and Atticus waved their torches to light the way and the ol rabbit scuttled on over to my side. Everyone else was wrapped up in woolley mits n hats but the Godmother of all Bunnies is a tough ol rabbit and was looking mysteriously dapper in a bow tie, clutching red roses and a flask of hot carrot n vodka soup (old bunny recipe).

The little plane touched down n bounced once, with great care I waved my ping pong bats and all was well!

The plane door opened and Jemmy swooned, I managed to stand her up right as the greatest spy, ice skater and first class jewel thief of all Rabbit History sprung down off the wing. Katya Hoppenoff smiled waving her little white paws and ran through the snowflakes wearing her flying goggles and jacket.

Jemmy shoved a wad of crinkly cabbage into my paw and told me to take the kit kat gang out for triple hot chocolates and thanked us all very much for helping Katya land safely.

It was clear we should scamper off and Jemmy and Katya hopped into the warmth of the Bunker for carrot n vodka soup.

Night Night n sleep well. Taa Taa.

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