Dearest Blog Readers, I do hope you are all tickerty-boo this windy bank holiday. 'Er went fishing yesterday on the coast and come back looking like a drowned rat with no fish!
Its been all go in preparation for the arrival of Jems little brother..Jon Bon Bunny all the way from New Jersey, USA. We had to shift all the Mafia stuff out and do a complete disguise for Jemmy so she would look nuffink like a Mafia Godmother....
Here's a picture of Jemmy as normal chewing those disgusting smelly cigars and a picture of her in disguise. We didn't dare laugh at her in a frilly pink pinny n pink hat as she would have kicked orf big style. In fact....to be honest with you dear readers Jemmy is so stressed not being herself, we thought we better help her and change with her.....
Gizzy Whizzie took off her oily overalls and pretended to be a jam maker with the Cat Preserves n Condiments Movement. I baked cakes and put a poxy pink bow behind my ear'ole and the best...the best of all was Tatty!! We WASHED him dear readers and waxed his bandy whiskers into straight neat lines.
( I have to say...just between us that after we had got Tatty cleaned up he looked so like Angus the kitten from up the road!! ..it was really obvious but I didn't say anyfing!)
We were already then for the arrival of Jon Bon Bunny...
He turned up in a tweedy waist-coat with a yellow carnation and big red bow-tie. The curious thing was the big wooden crate....he told us it was his postage stamp collection and train spotting log books.
Call me a suspicious ol' whatsit dear readers but something didn't seem quite right....
See you tomorrow and bless you all....
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