I Do

Good evening dearest blog readers, I do hope you are all very well on this foggy ol' night. Things have been really busy!

I'm very pleased to let you all know that good ol' Tatty Mudflinger proposed to Lavinia and she said YES!

I was very  busy last week sorting out the catering to help Tatty and Lavinia with the food for the special feast. Gizzy and I had a bit of luck and caught a super big Salmon. We had a real struggle to get it home without being spotted!!

Obviously I organised lots of other delicious treats but I had a real ace card tucked in my collar, I have a very good friend who is a Royal Corgi and lives at Buckingham Palace. He has got Michelin Star status in cake making and decorations and very kindly made the most fabulous cake for this lovely occasion!

Jemmy Jim Jams kind of put her paw forward to be Tatty's Best Bunny and took her job very seriously in making sure Tatty didn't go AWOL on the big day! Due to differences of opinion, we avoided the church and visiting the rectory. Instead Jemmy went up to The Clumps woodland to Boo Boo Massous hut and the big jolly bunny was over the moon to be asked to do the mystical love ceremony in the tree cathedral. All the bright cheerful daffodils are out and the the buzzy busiers are in the hedgerows. The mystical moon worshipping bunnies played bongo drums and sang along with all the woodland birdies.  Love Love Love is in the air and Spring is upon us all - what a perfect time of year for Tatty & Lavinia to say 'I do'.

Well the big day came and Atticus took this photo after the ceremony....

 Ahhhhhhh - isn't that lovely!

Taa taa 'til next time.

Oi! Casanova

Good afternoon dearest blog readers ...its been a rainy ol day, we had snow again too but its all gawn n melted now. I hope you are all safe and warm in your nests.

Jemmy Jim Jams and I were having a early morning cuppa discussing Mafia Business, mainly about depleating stocks of Schnappsi Fuel and the horse racing. That's when Petunia phoned from the Sty to let us know Lavinia ( Mum of the four Marmalade Kittens) had been taken into hospital.....

The house fire and the worry of bringing up four very bouncy marmalade kittens as a single Mum had all been too much. Jem and I shot over to see Lavinia in hospital, she was so tired and we soon found out some BIG NEWS! Lavinia was also going to have more kittens!!! Omigawd - I saw Jems paw start to twitch which is never a good sign and we exchanged wide eyed anxious looks. Jemmy hopped down from the hospital bed assuring Lavinia that everything was going to be alright.

Now dear readers, I knew due to my telepathic survival skills that Jemmy was off to Tatty Mudflingers barn to have a word.... (gulp!)

Tatty Mudflinger was suddenly Judo flipped into the straw and found he was being sharply poked in the shonk by the small white paw of the Mafia Godmother. She said " Oi ! Casanova I want a word with you!!!!".

Tatty had always been madly in love with Lavinia and it was common gossip how much he looked like  the Marmalade kittens. In fact, Angus the kitten was his double! Tatty was always out and about with the little ones and he loves them all very much.  Tatty Mudflinger kind of shirks being a fully responsible Dad and he is often found dozing in the straw or twanging a banjo. We all love him, Lavinia loves him but he never ever manages to tell her!

Now I'm not sure what Jemmy said to him in the barn  (gulp...nobody will ever know) but soon after he had dived in the bath with SOAP!! Also just where he got the beautiful diamond ring from is a mystery to most.... but just between us dear blog readers it looked like one of the rings in the Bunny Bunker Jewel Safe.

Anyway...Tatty announced brightly that he was going alone to visit Lavinia in the hospital and he looked very smart indeed, his ear 'oles n paws were a lovely soft marmalade colour rather than muddy. He held a big bunch of roses and a little box in his paw and we all waved him off...

...well I did. Jemmy was cross pawed and in a menacing kind of stance and fixed her big brown peepers on him.

Now for the sake of Tattys health I hope he goes straight to the hospital to see Lavinia coz if the ol' rabbit finds out he has gone a wandering freely n floaty in the daffodils ..all merry whatsit will break out!!

Taa Taa

Super Heroes

Good Evening dearest friends, sorry I have been off the whisker waves - its been all drama - its just like the TV! I've been on nursing duty again but go make yourselves a cuppa tea and settle your paws down and I'll tell you all about it.

As you know last week Jemmy Jim Jams the Mafia Rabbit was throwing a Fancy Dress Party and the Kit Kat Gang had all been busy working on their costumes....here we are...

I'm meant to be Xena the Warrior Princess but my little tabby legs were too short for my costume, Atticus is Dumbledore the Wizard, Gizzy Whizzie is Wonder Woman and good ol Tatty Mudflinger is Batman.

I thought we had all done really well and were just setting off to the party when the phone rang.

It was awful news, whilst we had all dressed up as our heroes there was a REAL EMERGENCY!

Lavinia and the four marmalade kittens had a house fire. First on the scene had been the Chief of Police. He had bravely legged it into the house and rescued three marmalade kittens and his tail was smoking.

Sergeant Wilberforce had run into the burning building next and rescued little Angus who had been trying to reach his Mum.

By now the house was well alight and flames were wild. There was a nasty dark feeling and everyone watched in horror.  Suddenly through the smoke and devastating sight who should appear.....

Hmmm....well at first nobody was sure! It was Darth Vader, it seemed in the worst Fancy Dress costume ever in the history of the world. On the top was a black water bucket for Darth's helmet and the whole black tarpaulin cape was clip clopping along....

The big dark object shot off at speed into the Rectory garage and came back with a long ladder.  There was a great galloping swirl as the big black tarpaulin flew off to reveal Sherbert, the Race Horse and Jemmy Jim Jams with a bucket on her head!

Sherbert galloped up the ladder in his fruitgum flyer leg warmers and Jemmy smashed the upstairs window with her Light Sabre. Lavinia was so frightened but overjoyed to see Sherbert and the kittens Godmother wearing a bucket on her head. Lavina hopped onto Sherbet's back and I am extremely happy to tell you that everybody is safe.

I've been busy changing the bandage on The Chief of Police tail and Jemmy Jim Jams is sorting out a lovely new home for Lavinia and the marmalade kittens, as she is their Mafia Godmother!

I picked up the local Herald newspaper and look! There are some real Super Heroes on the front page.

Sleep well in your nesting materials and Ta taa

Fancy Dress

Good evening dearest friends, I hope you are all well, isn't it getting real spring like what with all the little snowdrops and crocus popping out?

I was just having a cuppa tea and a jammy dodger biscuit this morning whilst opening my post. I was so surprised as Jemmy had sent me ' instruction' to go to a Fancy Dress Party. I do know Jemmy had been a little bit low recently as Katya Hopenorf had hopped n offed again onto a top secret mission but its not like the ol mafia bunny to go all droopy whiskered and mizog for long. What a great idea to throw a party! 

I had a thought about who I'd like to go to the Fancy Dress Party as... so I shot out and acquired some kit. Whilst out I met the Kit Kat Gang who were all acting shifty n shuffley hiding their costumes! Atticus appeared to have a Tartan Laundry Bag stuffed with cotton wool but I couldn't see what Gizzy and Tatty had got hidden behind their backs.

Just then across the street we saw Jemmy scampering along and she gave us a little wave ...she appeared to be scuttling off with one of Sherbert the Race Horses Water buckets so goodness knows what the ol rabbit was up to!?

I'm quite excited about the party so I will blog soon and tell you all about it.

Sleep well in your nesting materials and Night Night .

Happy Pancake Day!

Happy Pancake Day dearest friends, I hope you all had fun making your pancakes today, I got flour in my fur and I tried doing double flips... I'm not sure when the mixture will fall from the light fitting that its presently stuck to but that's half the fun isn't it ?!

When little Gizzy Whizzie got home from her job up the garage I surprised her with LOTS of pancakes for tea!

I may have flipped a few too many, Gizzy had lemon and sugar ones and I had Maple Syrup on mine... yum yum!

Ta Ta for now - watch your whiskers out there.

Rumble n' Tumble

Good evening dearest blog readers ...

Gizzy Whizzie woke me up early this morning all excited as she fancied climbing up to the snowy clumps  Woodland Hill with her sledge. She was so bouncy and twinkerly peepered I put on my woolley hat and fluffy Ugg boots. We climbed up the hill and the scenery looked so beautiful.....its at times like this dear friends...that you need to watch your whiskers!
 
Little did I realise that we were about to be set upon by Mafia Assassins...(can you see them!?) hiding in the conifer trees sent from Don Sharky the Toof! (He's a Big Bad Bunny Enemy of Jemmy Jim Jams the Mafia Godmother - my boss). We had sunk Don Sharky the Toof and his deadly side-kick Arzula the Bamboozler in mint choc-chip ice-cream after a hostage situation last year and he is now in Nutsville Jail ...naturally he holds a grudge...and unfortunatly he has friends on the outside!

Suddenly, my whiskers went twangy and Gizzy and I were leapt upon! There was a mighty scuffle and I could see that Gizzy had been thrown upside down into a snow drift, her little legs wriggled back and fourth and oooooo dear, oh dear that got up my nose didnt it!!

I leapt up all claws n fangs to find three deadly rabbit assassins in black jerseys, one had a big rifle and was pointing it straight at your own dear Idgie the Cat! (Gulp) Three against one aint really the best odds!

I must say I thought I'd had my final bacon butty, when suddenly Jemmy Jim Jams launched from no-where into the air and grabbed the bunny bandit with the gun by the neck! There was a mighty battle in the snow and I managed to pull my bobble hat over one of the baddies heads and swirled him round by his back paws. Katya had rescued Gizzy from the snow drift and they turned the last of the assassins into a giant snowball.

Jemmy was a bit grumpy as all this ka-fluffle had caused her to miss her maple syrup and pancakes for breakfast...(gulp).

Katya and Gizzy quickly went to the Bunny Bunker to whisk up some pancake mixture to cheer the boss up. Jemmy said she wouldnt be long and would be back in time for the first pancake. I was instructed to tie the assassins to the sledge and Jemmy booted them down the hill at speed. Jemmy crossed her paws and peered after them as they all slid into the doorway of the Poacher Pot Pub. I shivered as everyone knows the Pub Menu Special of the week is Game Pie!

Ooo well, Jemmy and I then scarpered off back to the bunker in time for Pancake & Maple Syrup Brunch. As I always say...Watch your whiskers out there!

Taa Taa.

From Russia with Love

Dearest Blog readers, thank you for tuning into the whisker waves and I hope your paws n fluff are warm on this snowy slushy day.

I slept in this morning as there was secret goings on last night that kept your ol tabby blogger up late, ....Shhhhhh ...but seeing as its you why not snuggle up with a cuppa tea and I will tell you all about it.

Well, it all started when I over heard 'er what feeds me saying she was cooking up a Ratty-Twoey...I got all excited as I thought we waz having two grilled rats for tea, can't beat that but it soon became apparent that my ol lug oles had deceived me as it was some Rustic French Tomato thing, not a rat in sight. I was a bit cheesed off but then Gizzy and Atticus appeared at the window beckoning me out into the snowy night. Atticus was wearing everything he owned including some big pink fluffy ear muffs he'd borrowed from Lavinia. Gizzy whispered all hush hush that Jemmy needed us all up at Tatty Mudflingers Potato field with flaming torches as someone very special was arriving from a secret mission.

We got up to the The Barn to find Tatty lighting up lanterns in the field....

Jemmy thrust a couple of ping pong bats at me and said I had to help guide in a plane!

Now guiding in a plane sounds alarming to most cats but working for Jemmy the Mafia boss I was prepared for anything, in fact I'd guided a chinnock and Gizzy whizzies pink bubble helicopter into land before, so I dashed off with my bats to the top of the field.

It was snowing like crazy which was not a safe time to land and the potato field was all icy n bumpy. I could see a tiny plane with its landing lights and could hear the engine.

Tatty, Gizzy and Atticus waved their torches to light the way and the ol rabbit scuttled on over to my side. Everyone else was wrapped up in woolley mits n hats but the Godmother of all Bunnies is a tough ol rabbit and was looking mysteriously dapper in a bow tie, clutching red roses and a flask of hot carrot n vodka soup (old bunny recipe).

The little plane touched down n bounced once, with great care I waved my ping pong bats and all was well!

The plane door opened and Jemmy swooned, I managed to stand her up right as the greatest spy, ice skater and first class jewel thief of all Rabbit History sprung down off the wing. Katya Hoppenoff smiled waving her little white paws and ran through the snowflakes wearing her flying goggles and jacket.

Jemmy shoved a wad of crinkly cabbage into my paw and told me to take the kit kat gang out for triple hot chocolates and thanked us all very much for helping Katya land safely.

It was clear we should scamper off and Jemmy and Katya hopped into the warmth of the Bunker for carrot n vodka soup.

Night Night n sleep well. Taa Taa.